tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

endangeredslug:

miss-lovely-soul:

12!

Brb laughing to death

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imremembering:

these will never not remind me of my elementary school cafeteria. 
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imremembering:

these will never not remind me of my elementary school cafeteria. 

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frankmacchia12:

For best results, sync it up with the Vanilla Ice song.
Batman Dance Party by Frank Macchia [website | tumblr | twitter]

frankmacchia12:

For best results, sync it up with the Vanilla Ice song.

Batman Dance Party by Frank Macchia [website | tumblr | twitter]

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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lizclimo:

Sam and The Monster

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tastefullyoffensive:

'Back to the Future' Makeup Aging vs. Reality [tiwuno]

This is important

larstheyeti:

the new Heart, Brain and Butterfly Kickstarter is underway - next stretch goal: Happy Gallbladder plushes! yetikickstarter.com

The Awkward Yeti [website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

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bluewindsummer:

Bucky in the 21st Century: Bonus #1

Idea credits to captainjaye (from this post)! 

PART 1 | PART 2 

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secretarybird:

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

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